{"id":78,"date":"2014-09-15T16:20:28","date_gmt":"2014-09-15T16:20:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sites.dwrl.utexas.edu\/barta\/2014\/09\/15\/some-of-my-favorite-sentences-from-your\/"},"modified":"2014-09-15T16:20:28","modified_gmt":"2014-09-15T16:20:28","slug":"some-of-my-favorite-sentences-from-your","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sites.dwrl.utexas.edu\/barta\/2014\/09\/15\/some-of-my-favorite-sentences-from-your\/","title":{"rendered":"Some of my favorite sentences from your introductions!"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>As we sat down at our usual table at Louie\u2019s, Tim exclaimed, \u201cHow did I get a C+? I thought this was going to be an easy class!\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Isolated in my own world, I was numb to the words of others.<\/li>\n<li>My mind is elsewhere. I can\u2019t stop thinking about meeting Anna\u2019s parents.<\/li>\n<li>Did she want me to be her clone?<\/li>\n<li>Seven solemn people step up and take their place on the stand.<\/li>\n<li>After smashing my friend\u2019s scissors with my rock, my first pick was easy.<\/li>\n<li>We had a mission, or more correctly, an obligation to fulfill.<\/li>\n<li>Twenty laughing, smiling faces replace the expected meatheads.<\/li>\n<li>The sweet March cold alleviated my dry throat.<\/li>\n<li>All I wanted to do was be in their shoes, but my stupid ankle couldn\u2019t handle it.<\/li>\n<li>This was taking seasonal depression to a whole new level: dark, cold, and miserable.<\/li>\n<li>She sat there on the couch laughing, crying. Her mood swings were uncontrollable, but I didn\u2019t care. I sat on the other couch watching TV. What was wrong with me?<\/li>\n<li>I contemplated mutiny.<\/li>\n<li>After the eternal moment passed, Father Chuck cleared his throat.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=rheoftheiphone\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As we sat down at our usual table at Louie\u2019s, Tim exclaimed, \u201cHow did I get a C+? I thought this was going to be an easy class!\u201d Isolated in my own world, I was numb to the words of others. My mind is elsewhere. I can\u2019t stop thinking about meeting Anna\u2019s parents. Did she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":181,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.dwrl.utexas.edu\/barta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.dwrl.utexas.edu\/barta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.dwrl.utexas.edu\/barta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.dwrl.utexas.edu\/barta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/181"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.dwrl.utexas.edu\/barta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sites.dwrl.utexas.edu\/barta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.dwrl.utexas.edu\/barta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.dwrl.utexas.edu\/barta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.dwrl.utexas.edu\/barta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}