1) A wild woman ran from the police, even though she only had one leg. She was quickly captured.
2) A wild man was taking a dump on Guadalupe Street last weekend, when I was walking back to my apartment.
3) A wild animal escaped from the Dallas zoo and was found in Austin a month later.
4) A wild beast was captured on film attacking a pride lions, but the beast quickly regretted that decision because he was easily overtaken.
5) The government is hiding a wild thing in Area 51. They just don’t want anyone to know about it yet.
-Major Wheless